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Eyebombs Away!

Mailbox Eyebomb

River Valley Eye Professionals invites you to have some fun with us by eyebombing our Facebook page.

“Eyebombing” is derived from the concept of photobombing (where a person/stranger inserts themselves into another party’s posed photo), and is the act of affixing googly eyes to inanimate things in a public space.

We are encouraging our customers to stop by our office to pick up a pair of googly eyes and post their eyebombs to our Facebook page.

 

The Ground Rules

Dr. O’Neill recommends following these steps toward a pleasant eyebombing experience:

  1. Pick up a set of googly eyes at River Valley Eye Professionals
  2. Find an ingenious/unique object to put them on
  3. Take a picture
  4. Post it on our Facebook page
  5. Remove the eyes from the object
  6. Find another object to put them on and repeat 2-5 times
  7. Please do not litter or permanently affix the eyes to any object
  8. Please do not trespass or affix the eyes to private property without the owner’s permission
  9. Do not affix them to the owner without the owner’s permission
  10. Please do not affix the eyes to any living thing in such a way as to cause them harm or increase their anxiety to such a point that they would attack and cause you great bodily harm
  11. Please do not affix to anything that will cause an international crisis
  12. Please do not affix to anything that will put yourself or the planet in danger
  13. Please do not affix to anything that will interfere with the navigational systems of airplanes, space shuttles, submarines or bicycles
  14. Do not affix to anything while texting
  15. If you think you’re going to be abducted by aliens, take a handful of googly eyes and have at it
  16. Do not put them on anything that will raise your taxes
  17. DO put them on anything that will promote world peace and reduce global warming
  18. Do have fun!
  19. Do take a picture (see #3)
  20. Do post it on our Facebook page (see #4)

For more examples of eyebombing, visit eyebombing.com.